An ode to @Grammerly



My dearest Grammerly,

Deep within my soul, I hate you,

but just as deeply, I love you.

You have shown me so much,

taught me things of which I had long forgotten.

English class is as a blur to me now.

But you have also shown me where I am lacking,

in my prose and my thoughts.

What, pray tell, will this realization cost me?

Fans? Five-star reviews? That elusive ‘yes’ from a literary agent?

Nay… only $59.95.

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