My dearest Grammerly,
Deep within my soul, I hate you,
but just as deeply, I love you.
You have shown me so much,
taught me things of which I had long forgotten.
English class is as a blur to me now.
But you have also shown me where I am lacking,
in my prose and my thoughts.
What, pray tell, will this realization cost me?
Fans? Five-star reviews? That elusive ‘yes’ from a literary agent?
Nay… only $59.95.
Wheeler 